with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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