So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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