i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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