Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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