I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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