love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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