So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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