i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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