I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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