I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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