Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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