Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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