this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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