i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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