I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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