make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
dude. I can hear the air.
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