We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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