Jerry, you need to find god
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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