We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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