Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
