You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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