that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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