Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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