We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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