i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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