Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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