I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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