If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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