The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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