But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
