So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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