3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He did a backflip because drugs
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