then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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