chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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