are you so shy because you have an std?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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