i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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