Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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