**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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