You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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