i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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