I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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