I murdered the dance floor call the cops
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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