I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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