Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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