ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
