im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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