i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
