A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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