have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
