I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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