I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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