I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
