Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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