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(917): View more from New York City

My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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(+44): View more from England

You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.

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(404): View more from Georgia

And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.

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