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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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