ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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