Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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